Tap here to add new task

TAP HERE TO ADD A NEW TASK. I wonder why my phone has this feature. It pisses me off. I don’t need this feature.

Oh yes, I have tons of things to get over and done with. I actually find myself TAPPING on my phone screen and ADDING A NEW TASK. I even set the reminder settings. After my new task has been added, dozens of undone tasks finally flashes on the screen, including my new added task. It’s as if I’m a busy person for real.

But there's this one thing I forever-and-a-day accomplish – BUMMING. No sweat. Today is, in fact, my fifth-day existence as a total bum. I have two more days left. I’m desperately hoping not to succeed as a SUCCESSFUL BUM. I guess I have to start emptying my task bin. Way to go!